Movie review and a complaint

I took my son to the movies this afternoon before he goes back to school tomorrow from his April vacation. We went to see Ice Age: The Meltdown. I wasn't sure how he was going to like it, but he enjoyed it and sat through the whole movie. He was getting tired and sleepy already at the start of the movie, so I thought that maybe he was going to fall asleep but he didn't. I think the squirrel scenes kept him interested. He laughed several times at the slapstick comedy which put a smile on my face. I'm hoping he'll enjoy The Three Stooges when he gets older.

We went to the grocery store to pick up a few things before going home. I absentmindedly went through the self-checkout line thinking it was going to be quicker. Boy was I wrong. I am never going through those things again. It took like 15 to 20 minutes to scan properly $50 worth of groceries. Throughout the scanning process, Sally Suckbag computer voice kept complaining "there's an additional item in the bagging area" or "an item has left the bagging area, please put back the item". Lady (and I'm talking about the computer), how am I supposed to bag my other items if I don't take the bagged items out first. Bi-atch.

Plus, it looked like two of the sale items didn't take. I found out through the help of one of the actual real associates that the discount for one of the items were at the end, but the other I noticed didn't register. She asked me what the price was and I mentioned that it was in the section where it says 2 for $7.00. (it was toilet paper) She looked at the flyer and pointing to it said "no, this one and this one are on sale. Do you want me to see if we have any?"
"Sure" I said. We waited what seemed like five minutes before she came back with several packages of butt wipers. She scanned them in to make sure the sales price registered and asked me if I wanted any of them. I picked one and she voided the others out. After I paid and got my sales receipt, I made sure everything was kosher before heading out. Bloody self serve check out line. As we were leaving, there were two or three registers open. Oh, I almost forgot, during the whole "item not found in bagging area" crap and me first noticing the possible pricing mistake, I was just fed up at that point and just wanted to cancel the order and go through a regular checkout line. It only allowed me to cancel one item at a time and after I cancelled the first, Ms. Computer wouldn't let me continue before someone how to authorize the void. It was at that point, when the associate asked me about the sales items, etc. What a freakin' hassle.