37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
From the pages of Esquire magazine, the 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30.
Some of the notable ones:
- Name pets after Middle Earth characters. (Poor Frodo)
- Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash. (The proper way is "Larry, for two!")
- Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank. (That may not be a choice these days.)
- Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?" (I guess "What up, bi-atch?" is more appropriate.)
- Hacky sack. (I haven't seen a hacky sack in ages. Do they still make them?)
quipped by Ed @ 8:08 PM
3 Comments:
Funny! I also like that things a man shouldn't do past 1!
I've got another thing a man should never do past 30 - be someone's date to her prom.
That list is too funny. But, Ed, did you ever call anyone a Whore when you said, What's up? (Except for one infamous ex-fiance. DOH! Maybe not appropriate for the blog. :0)
Elsa - Good one! Though, kind of scary. Yeah, the ones past 1 are funny too.
Deb - I don't even remember that phrase or even using it. Not me style anyway. :-)
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