No I won't.

I will not blog about the new Oprah book pick. Nope. Not gonna do it.

State of Confusion

Why am I torturing myself by listening to the State of the Union address? UGH. What a crock. Mr. President is all "we must work together, blah blah blah". Where was this the last six years?

Who knew that Dikembe Mutombo and the creator of Baby Einstein are Republicans?

With me, Sen. Franken.

That has a nice ring to it.

2008 candidates

No really. I think they'll be two thousand and eight presidential candidates before all this is said and done. Check out this list. Sen. Clinton must be fuming that Sen. Barack Obama is forming an exploratory committee. Heh.

Based on that list, here's a possible election scenario:

Vilsack vs. Cox

I don't think I'd want to touch the ballot nevermind voting if those were the choices.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Next stop Indy, baby!! Gotta love these come from behind wins by the Pats. It didn't look promising in the first half but they kicked it up in the second.

Lily's gone to see Herman

Munsters star De Carlo dies at 84.

Why am I listening to this?

As I'm typing this, the President is in the middle of his speech outlying his 'plan' for 'victory' in Iraq. I must be a glutton for punishment.
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Tigger, Elvis, and the Pats

The beloved Pats won yesterday's wild card match-up with the Jets. Woo!

Today would have been Elvis Presley's 72nd birthday.

And Tigger may or may not have gotten his paw across a teenager's face at Disney World. Doesn't Tigger bounce? I don't know, but Tigger may have been provoked or lost his balance.

It's January right?

Well, how's this for global warming? It reached 74 degrees up here and I ended up taking the kids to the park today... in t-shirts and jeans. It felt like a late-spring day today. Gotta love it, but I'm afraid we're going to get socked at some point later this month or next.

On another note, it's a sad day for instant noodles fans.

Happy New Year!

Today, Massachusetts sworn in its first ever underwater sea creature as governor. Gov. Patrick is the first Democrat elected to the corner office in 16 years. When asked about this distinction, Patrick answered, "What's a Democrat, SpongeBob?".

Inauguration ceremonies will continue throughout the night at the Krusty Krab with special guests Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.