We Didn't Start The Fire

Then who the hell did?! Anyone else tired of hearing about:

Jack-o the Wack-o? - Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes a.k.a TomKat? - People, he's having a f*cking mid-life crisis and acting like a 15 year old school girl who's gotten a date to the prom with the beau-hunk football player. If they are really in love, then all the power to them. I just envision on a forthcoming red carpet walk, Dawson will bump into TomKat and ask Katie to come back to him and climb up to his bedroom window and watch a movie.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jo-lips? - Publicity stunt for their movie. Probably and who the heck cares?

Britney Spears and Cleetus? - oy

What's next? I'm afraid to find out.